George and Ursula has max and Thor

A alternative version of the fight between Max and Thor where both Ursula and George get tickled.

Before Ursula can get to George, the Mercs intercept and tickle Ursula while Max and Thor dominate George.

(George is in a Full Nelson hold by Max)

Thor: Alright, jungle boy! Get ready, because I’m about to make you wish you were never born!!!

George: Why?

Thor: You’ll see. It's tickle time!!

George: What?! No, stop that! Hahahahaha!!!!!! No, quit it! Hahahaha!!

Thor: No way! (tickles George's armpits)

George: AAAAAAAH!!! NO, NOT IN THERE!!!!! HAHA!! URSULA, HELP ME!!!

Ursula: Hold on, George! (she struggles to break from the mercenaries) Unnh! Let...go!!

Merc Leader: Stop it! Lyle said we have to keep a hold of you until he gets here.

Ursula: Never!! (stomps the Merc Leaders foot)

Merc Leader: OW!!!!

George: Nice one Ursula HAHA!!!! stop tickling hahahahaha!!!

Thor: Quiet, you!!

(Thor punches George in his stomach several times)

George: Uh, uh, uh, ow, ow!!

Ursula: Leave him alone!!! (kicks the Merc Leader in his junk)

Merc Leader: OW!!!!! Alright, that's it! (ties Ursula to a tree so she can watch George suffer)

George: OWWW!! (groans as Thor repeatedly punches his gut before tickling his armpits) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NO!!!! HAHAHA!!! DON'T TICKLE!!!!

Max: Yeah, eat it, you jungle bitch!!

Ursula: Leave him alone already, please!!! He can't take that!!! (she desperately tries to free herself by shaking)

Merc Leader: I'm warning you! You shut up right now or we'll make you!

(Ursula does not listen as the mercenaries eventually decide to tickle her like George instead, with Ursula turning out to be more ticklish then George ever was)

Ursula: Wait no please hahahha!!!!

George: Ape help so I can save Ursula Hahahahaha stop hahaha

Ape: George I can’t your going to have to help yourself this time

Max: Ha good luck with that especially now know your weakness jungle boy

Thor: Yeah face time jungle boy your finished

Ursula: No please hahaha mercenaries stop

Merc Leader: not until Lyle get here

(The two continued to be tickled until it seems George simply hold on any longer)

George: please someone anyone help hahaha!!

(Then, just like in the original film the monkey, Shep, and tookie try to come to George’s aid. Except this time Max makes it george does escape his hold causing George to get hit with coconuts intended for Max)

Ape: watch out George

Max: oh no you don’t mister

(Max quickly hit George in his junk causing him the scream in pain unable to move)

George: ow that hurt bitch

Max: so will this eat coconuts

Georg: Ow!!

Ursula: No George hahahaha let me go you fucking mercenaries

Merc Leader: No now someone take care of those pets fast

(just as the Merc leader commands the rest of George’s are dealt with as Thor manages to get tookie off his butt and George goes right back to being tickled too along with Ursula)

Ursula: Ape George I’m sorry this is all my fault haha

George: hahaha no it’s all my fault never should have let max and Thor here over power me I’m sorry I couldn’t save you or ape brother

Ape: it’s alright no matter what happens you have and will always be my brother

Ursula: haha no worries George I love you

George: I love you too hahaha stop stop stop

(after a few more minutes George and Ursula are now finding it hard to breath as Lyle shows up just in time)

Lyle: what the heck is going on here?

(George and Ursula are no longer being tickled with everyone’s attention focused on Lyle)

merc 1: Lyle sir it’s not what it looks like

Lyle: really because it looks like you mercenaries are tickling my girlfriend, max and Thor are tickling that ape man whatever, and have animals locked up or chained up

merc 2 p: we were only trying to keep any of them from taking Ursula away before you got back

Lyle: what does that have to do with tickling my girlfriend?

Merc Leader: She would not listen so we decided to punish her

Lyle: Well either way you can let her go now same goes for George and the animals

(mercenaries do what they are told as max is not easy to oblige)

Max: yeah right you want us to let jungle boy go here couldn’t to have to make us right Thor?

Thor: Yeah I rather not get seriously hurt again so no thanks

Max: wait come back here you little trader

Ape: George now yours change

Max: chance for....

(just then before getting it finish george quickly stomps his foot as well causing George to be let go)

max: ah fuck that was my foot jungle bitch

Georg: max thought that bad get loud of this

(George then picks up max and uses his finishing move during the lion fight)

Max: I’m going to be sick

George: good